How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.