How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!