How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.