What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ?

Beef fair now !

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Chick Fil Jokes More Chick Fil Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!