What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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buns