How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.