How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

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What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.