How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10