How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!