How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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They don't want to be left hanging

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.