What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.