What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!