What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan