How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.