How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

removed

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.