How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69