Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.