Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.