Pervert Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What's the best way to attract a pervert?

The NSFW tag, you freak

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.