How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Two, but how do they get in there?

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Look a squirrel!

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They could not do it, they are all autistic.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.