What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.