What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups