What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit