Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.