one actually fights for change
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
You can lick a plate dry
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
A gun has one trigger.
Alien vs Predator
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Jihad a chance, and you blew it.
Jihad Me at hello