How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!