How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.