How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.