How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.