How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck?

In legal tender

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.