How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread