What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.