What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.