What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.