What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!