What's the difference between MLK day a...

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.