How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!