What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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I literally chant even..."