What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !