What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*