OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
The parents would love to know.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Yes.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Well the flag is a big plus!
Most people reddit before
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with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
