What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!