Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Jesus ' Disciple Jokes More Jesus ' Disciple Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!