Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.