How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.