What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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