What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.