How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.