How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now