Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.