How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.