How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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A rip off.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.