How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded