What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.