How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country