How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!