What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.