How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.