How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.