How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.