How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.