Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"