How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.