What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Container Jokes More Container Jokes

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.