What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

When is a door a container?

When it is ajar!