Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.