Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.