Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.