Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!