How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.