How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.