How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Skateboarder Jokes More Skateboarder Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.