What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar