Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.