Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Skateboarder Jokes More Skateboarder Jokes

How do skateboarders see?

So gnar

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.