You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Follow the slime trail.
The mainstream
None
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
She got hit by a Bus.
A bus full of old people
Her knees swell up when she farts.
You skip the flat ones.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!