How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!