How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".